peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup
my mom just walked up to me, farted, and then left i’m moving out
”- Why don’t you smile?
-Because I have an ugly smile.
-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”
teeth / smiles appreciation Animation
YOU FORGOT ONE
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
i still think HORSES are big but
cOULD YOU IMAGINE